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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

16.06.2025 01:19

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

After a few moments he returns.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

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{RING} {RING}

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Can they start feeding only one meal to prisoners on death row or those doing a life sentence? Because only then will it be real punishment. If they want extra food they can work or pay from their own pocket.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

HELLO

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.